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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
mugGet the ear muffingmug.

Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav
Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.
by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021
mugGet the Ear Rapemug.

ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019
mugGet the ear fuckingmug.

Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.
Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.
by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021
mugGet the Rabbit Earsmug.

ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.
I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".
by Trollmfao October 1, 2016
mugGet the ear phishingmug.

rap ear

the level of hearing used to identify rhythm, flow, and all things dope. This function is mostly utilized during the creation of hip hop music
Hey Petry, I wont be around so while you're mixing my music just use your rap ear when picking different effects for the vocals.
by Lu Feng March 24, 2016
mugGet the rap earmug.

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina
hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years
mugGet the gremlins earmug.

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