e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

e-brick

When something randomly stops working, (taking a crap, or eating a brick), in a technological sense. See also Telebrick.

Where's your l337 machine?
It took an e-brick

OR

My comp ate an e-brick today. Like it always does.

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

e-flasher

n. Somebody who sends nude pics online without asking permission.

1. "eww, some pervert e-flasher just sent me a disgusting pic on AIM."

by Pepsi_X_Treme September 24, 2005

E-Rod

A parody of Alex Rodriguez's nickname "A-Rod". E stands for error, which when Alex Rodriguez makes one, fans start calling him "E-Rod".

Yankee fan: Aw man, A-Rod made an error at third.
Red Sox fan: Haha, E-Rod sucks.

by lolpoly963 August 3, 2007

e-jack

A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."

Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!

by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007

E-bag

To electronically teabag in a virtual environment featuring humanoid avatars, such as on PlayStation Home.

Dude! While she's sitting on that bench, go dance and thrust your avatar's pelvis in her face! You'll totally E-bag her!

by BigNastyOgre April 11, 2009

E-Kid

1.Basically an E-boy or an E-girl but the more general term. Idk bro I just thought of it and was like, ha wOaH.

2. An E-term for the other genders :)

1.“Let’s all be E-kids on Thursday”

2.“I’m gender-fluid, so I’m an E-kid instead of an E-boy or an E-girl”

by Boooadoop100 December 3, 2019