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letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!
by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
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Double Dry Tip

A turd to large to be contained beneath the water level in a toilet. When both ends of the turd reach daylight, you've got yourself a DDT. See also Double Dry-Ender.
Clay dropped a double dry tip in Jeff's hotel room that caused the toilet to overflow. He had a big steak for dinner.
by Mr. Spicer November 3, 2008
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Drip and dry

This applies to females when there is no toilet paper in the restroom stall, so you just have to let the pee drip and dry off.
Stacy- “Kathy hurry up and come out the bathroom.”
Kathy- “hold up girl there’s no toilet paper so I gotta drip and dry!”
by Gotseaweed January 29, 2019
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Double Dry-Ender

A bowel movement so large that its center sits on the bottom of the toilet bowl and both ends protrude above water level.
The toilets at work aren't capable of handling a double dry-ender without two flushes.
by Delbane May 27, 2004
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Blow Dry My Grapes

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008
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hanging out to dry

To make an appointment or plans with someone and then at the last minute make excuses or plans with someone else or blow them off.
Ms. Levesque called me and were set to meet this weekend. But I got another call just today and now she is not feeling well after partying all night. That bitch left me hanging out to dry again!
by HansJaeger May 25, 2006
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alabama dry rub

Dry and forcefull anal sex.
Jacks wife screamed when gave her the alabama dry rub.
by cuntryboysghs March 24, 2011
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