april fools day 

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

april fools day by Basil March 31, 2005

Green day 

A day spent smoking marijuana.

Saturday was a green day.

Green day by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Since Day 

Referencing the beginning of a particular event or happening, esp. if the day cannot be remembered/was never specified.

Who you backing in dis fight bruv?

Man's backing Leroy yugetme, we've been friends since day!

Since Day by SansPeur17 July 2, 2011

National kiss your girlfriend day

On the 24th of june is kiss your girlfriend day

"Are you going to kiss your girlfriend today,"

"Ofcours its national kiss your girlfriend day "

National kiss your girlfriend day by Dicksucker2015 June 23, 2021

National tell your crush you like them day 

National tell your crush you like the day is on February 18. Telling your crush you like them is a hard thing to do so hopefully telling them that you like them on February 18 will make it easier.

Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)

National tell your crush you like them day by National day finder February 16, 2020

Hump Day 

middle of the week

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Hump Day by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022

National Fuck Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

National Fuck Day by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016