Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)

Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy

by Mike dece September 22, 2020

christmas

christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.

it’s almost christmas!
merry christmas!

i love christmas!

by i_love_xmas November 22, 2021

christmas

a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.

oh its christmas? you know whats happing today then.

by Tiktok. refrences. December 20, 2019

Christmas

The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children

Today is Christmas

by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y August 13, 2022

Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

Christmas

A scam for retailers to make you buy their products at "affordable" prices for Christmas.

Christmas is such a Scam!

by somedouche101 November 07, 2017