child

what you call people when they are acting ridiculously immature

child. shut up.

by ahahahahahahah wait what September 12, 2021

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016

Fatherless child

Well, the word speaks for itself a fatherless child but not all of the fatherless children are children. Some of them are adults.

Random person on the internet: "Your such of a fatherless child!"
Me: "Okay."

by crabus April 3, 2022

wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).

There are ten wendy children in the school.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.

Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.

by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021

child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021