Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian Cum Cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian nerf dart

Wait for a moose to shit cover it in maple syrup then freeze it and then peg your partner with it as an attachment to a dildo for extra pleasure

I just gave my partner a Canadian nerf dart

by Uhfjdbdj January 19, 2026

Canadian sweeter

The Canadian sweeter is the act of putting maple syrup in a womans ass hole then licking or sucking it up well she farts

Canadian sweeter is anal syrup a sweet treat that fills me up as a treat

by Canadian guy zaza January 20, 2026

CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.

What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!

by david faustino May 21, 2013

True Canadian Shotgun

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)

Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.

by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018

Flying Canadian

Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.

Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."

by Ball-verine February 26, 2012