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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
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bu cu

em oi bu cu anh
by matchasemen May 25, 2018
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Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.
Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)
by Brent Monday June 13, 2011
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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
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Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
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reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
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Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024
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