Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe

Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda

by Ydkkff May 21, 2019

Brandon Buckner

A kind guy who likes pop-tarts.

Brandon Buckner is over there eating his pop-tarts.

by LlamaPlayz December 31, 2021

Brandon

Brandon, baby, boy

That guy is such a Brandon. I’m obsessed with him.

by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023

Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

Brandon Chung

A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.

J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!

by NameDefiner3243 May 19, 2024