when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Example #1:
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
by shiteater9000 April 15, 2010
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by azeensmellsgreat October 13, 2010
When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
by Horny.hoe April 21, 2018
belly boner is nsfw gif or vid of a man having sexual relations with substantially large dildo that he wedged between his mattress and box spring.As he proceeds to insert the dildo and go at it you notice that this dildo is in fact so large that it pokes through his stomach and shows a slight indentation in his belly hence the name belly boner.
surely you jest my good man mo mere mortal could take that size of a penis and not end up like mr.hands dead of a perforated colon.no my good man smple google belly boner and bare witness to this oddity
by mr.handsthedestroyerofeyes June 09, 2012
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