poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

balls be gone

A new invention that will be appearing on the shelfs within the next decade; a spray on or cream application to de-sweatify the male scrotum, allowing it to hang friction free without sticking to your legs.

i use balls be gone to unstick my sack from my center ass cheek

by KateNic November 14, 2007

kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007

fish balls

When you have been pounding some scrullet with a smelly pussy all night and the next day your balls smell like fish.

"Man that bitch had such a smelly pussy I woke up with fish balls"

by Eagan March 24, 2007

Ball Fuck

1.) to have sex with one's balls. 2.) masturbating the penis on a scrotum, often with the aid of a water-soluble lubricant. 3.) placing your penis on a pair of balls while one nut is flopped over the top of the penis creating a ball tunnel in which to have sex with.

My boyfriend's asshole is on the rag so we had to ball fuck.

Last night my boyfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl and pointed his boner downward so he could ball fuck me.

by StewartKeiserNovak January 22, 2010

Camel Balls

The male version of a Woman's camel toe.

When a man sits with legs open and his pants are riding up so far his balls buldge at the seams making him have "camel Balls".

by Andrea Shill May 1, 2008

freezin' balls

So cold that your balls freeze off.

It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.

by Sazmataz December 22, 2005