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Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.
Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?
by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023
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Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.
"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"
by aam786415 February 13, 2021
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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 5, 2022
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Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
by Giant Choad February 7, 2022
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
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