old king clancy

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.

Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy

by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009

horny old man

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.

John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.

by DreadedCo April 4, 2010

Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Old School Pizzeria

Located at 108 Franklin St NE in Olympia, WA; it is by far the best pizza found in Washington State. Not only does the pizza rock your socks off, the walls are covered in old poster's from the 70's and 80's including, but not limited to, star wars, madonna, magic johnson, duran duran, kiss and the pizza eating champion from a few years ago. They play wicked music and have a small arcade located in the back. The bathrooms are terrifying but the drinks are refillable, which makes up for it IMO. The cashier is usually a trendy hippie/indie with strange tattoos and outlandish clothes. The dudes making pizza are all insanely good looking indie kids with rad hair. Two slices of pepperoni and a medium soda FTW!!!!!!!!!
(Not to mention the stellar super hero mural on the side of the building.)

Tom: Man... I'm really hungry. I wish there was a funktastic eatery in or around my current location of Olympia.
George: BROSKIE!! OLD SCHOOL PIZZERIA FO RIZZLE!!!
Tom: You are so right.

by pizza connoisseur January 19, 2009

Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.

Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!

by Daxa July 18, 2009

You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

old best friend

An old best friend.

1)Some one that you've been friends with for a long time, even though out the changes this person sticks by you. Even thoughout the changes they'll be there for a long time. So bassicaly, you have been frinds with this person for a long time.

2) Someone that you used to be bestfriend.Too many bad things have happened in the relationship. This could be from too manny lies, or deliberatley trying to ruin the friendship. You you don't really talk to them as often as you used to. Sometimes you don't class them as friends. Just starngers with memories.

1)
Person one: I hate her/Him
Old best friend: Sorry what did you just say, you must be mistaken.

2)
Parent: didn't you guy used to be so close?
Old Best friend: we used to be, just strangers with memories now.

by Missyprap October 19, 2013