Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha

not you

Girl 1: "You will never be an alpha"
Girl 2: " Fucking beta's"

by lengbbg September 14, 2022

Alpha Squad

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.

OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.

by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022

Alpha Terrance

A young rapper making his debut soon. He's very girly bossy and drops his taeriussy regularly

"alpha terrance has a muscular ass

by B.bg.gay.gyu.omega September 21, 2022

aicha

she's the best sister you could ask for... maybe sometimes it seems like she doesnt care, but she cares more than you could ever know- she steps in when you need it, and comforts when you when you're down. she's a gorgeous person, but she's too humble to admit it. she loves her friends and family so much- even when she's mad, she's still a sweet person.

dangg! aicha really cares about chuck!

by charlie dague September 22, 2022