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Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
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Totalitarianistic tard

The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.

Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
by KGrand March 4, 2025
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Star-tard

A person who believes in astrology.
Kevin: so what happened with you and that girl Emma?
Steve: She was pretty hot, but I had to ghost her after she wouldn’t stop talking about astrology on our date; she was a total star-tard.
by Star-yard hater69 November 23, 2021
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Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..
Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 16, 2023
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tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.
That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!
by SuElTigre February 26, 2023
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Slav-tard

A person who thinks that the world revolves around Russia, Cyprus, or any country in the former Warsaw Pact area, and that all other militaries are dog-shit.
Johnny: "The US and it's military suck! Go Russia!"
Kyle: "Johnny you fucking slav-tard!"
by Nekohasarrived February 26, 2023
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Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !
by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024
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