the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... January 10, 2012

Bill

Bill cut his garden down because he has hayfiever and Bill is a nice friend very goofy and dumb but thats ok because he is Bill and Bill is good. Love you Bill <3

wow i can hear bill from a mile away

by happybirthdayfriend July 22, 2022

Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.

"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."

by Angry Larry March 12, 2023

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012

Bill Clinton Fallacy

A bill clinton fallacy is whenever you lie about a important subject within a debate, mainly theologically.

"Muhammad is a true prophet!" Hey that is a bill clinton fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk February 24, 2025