7 Days In Europe

When a fat kid pretends he is depressed and throws himself out a window, failing to commit suicide

hew cuh didnt you hear cuh naw what is it cuh? didnt you hear that donquellington spent 7 days in europe cuh

by owenPesha January 18, 2023

December 7

The day I started dating the most beautiful and perfect girl on the planet.

Tristan: it’s December 7 a year later
Tessa: yay!! Guess what
Tristan: what
Tessa: RAWR

by Person no. 53 February 4, 2025

November 7

National boys hold your gf hand day

Gf: it’s November 7 you have to hold my hand
Bf: okay!

by Allo November 6, 2019

Chapter 7-Eleven

Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.

Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

December 7 2003

The day your lord and saviour, Mathieu Bordeleau, was born.

Person 1: do you know what December 7 2003 is? It’s Mathieu Boredeleau’s birthday!
Person 2: oh yeah, that guys awesome!

by Under_CoverBOT July 12, 2022

December 7

it’s national hug your girlfriend/crush day! make sure you do it, you won’t forget it!

“hey babe come here *hugs”
girl: “what was that for?”
“it’s December 7, remember?”

by flopper-lover <3 December 6, 2021

Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!

by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022