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shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
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Shit one

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!
by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022
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Shit

by Ghfheh October 13, 2022
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No-Shit Month

the No-Shit Month its when you cant shit for 1 damn month.The No-Shit Month its at December,when December strikes you cant give eny shits to enyone and say "no shit" to every opinion,fact,meme or enything.
Examples of Using In Sentence/s
"No-Shit" Sherlock
"Bruh,No-Shit"
"No-Shit"
"No-FUCKING-Shit"
"Doing The No-Shit Month"
by YLPE October 14, 2022
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Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.
My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.
by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022
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Shit

The thing that comes out after taco bell
Ow my ass I need to shit I shouldn’t have ate beans for breakfast lunch and dinner
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.
Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal
by Al the pal. October 19, 2022
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