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Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016
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plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
by kittenlazor March 7, 2014
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shit

the thing that comes out of your ass
shit is something i would not want to tell you about
by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting
by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017
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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery
by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023
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