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Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.
Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"
by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023
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Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹
Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

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by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020
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Dick Waddington

by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021
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A Bee's Dick

A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth
He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card
by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020
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Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.
Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.
by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017
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dick in the booty

gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )
him: period ah period uh

me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?
by loserhoethatstrynahelp October 27, 2022
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Suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020
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