international steal a sign day

5 January, the day to steal a sign. It's a great way to start off the new year.

- yo! what are we doing today
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,

- Yeah, what about it?

- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.

by Pab The Builder November 24, 2019

Send tits day

a day where you ask anyone to send titties and they will

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)

by Pablicito April 6, 2022

valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017

International Take a Big Risk Day

International Take a Big Risk Day is a concept created by internationally known and recognized Couples Therapist, creature of the Adventure in Intimacy couples workshops, as an opportunity to stretch into new behaviors that help us reclaim our atrophied human qualities that are part of our human essence!.

What a coincidence! Today is International Take a Big Risk Day! What healing behavior will you stretch into, so that you grow yourself today?

by Widget's Mom July 28, 2016

grrfunk day

bad day in weather, events, or people

I left the house without an umbrella and that was really the begining of my grrfunk day

by Sarah May 10, 2004

MAY 17 WORD OF THE DAY

word of the day that comes after may 16 word of the day

Joe: What's may 17 word of the day?
Literally Anyone: Joe mama

by Shwooooshh May 17, 2021

Green Day

Green Day - noun/adjective

noun: a pop punk band originally formed in 1987 featuring Billie Joe Armstrong on lead guitar and vocals, Mike Dirnt on bass and Tre Cool on drums, they fucking shook the world in 2 separate decades, with such albums as "Dookie" and "American Idiot" 2 of the greatest albums of all time

adjective: to do nothing all day but smoke weed and literally nothing else besides breathing

noun: guy 1: hey! did you hear Green Day are making a new album?
guy 2: yeah! i'm so hyped!

adjective: guy 1: what did you do yesterday?
guy 2: had a green day, 40% TCH today, it's awesome.

by EmperorLemon December 27, 2024