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your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden
your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023
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Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
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this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."
by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025
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twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024
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National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022
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this game is like your mother

its a shit
this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay
by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018
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