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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
mugGet the note from your bonermug.

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.
by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020
mugGet the swallow or it's going in your eyemug.

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
mugGet the Get on with your own knittingmug.

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
mugGet the put your balls in tomato saucemug.

destroy your eyes december

Destroy your eyes december is where you turn all of your social media's theme light mode for all of december
Hey are you participating in destroy your eyes december?
No, I want to keep my vision
by WyattM8 December 1, 2023
mugGet the destroy your eyes decembermug.

Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.
My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.
by germmmmm May 19, 2022
mugGet the Make your mulchmug.

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