Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!

Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Shit mining

Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.

I went shit mining last night and found out...

by Elz33 September 4, 2025

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023