Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.

Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?

by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead

did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door

by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015