Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

Larry dick

A small, unimpressive penis

Everyone laughed at Sean when they saw his “Larry dick”

by LittyMcTitty212 September 19, 2019

Skint Dick

A person, usually from a city who shaves their pubic hair.

I think that Skint Dick shot the damn decoys!

by Addison Manginamin April 16, 2015

Dick

Its the ting in yo you ants when your horny you cum o stick it in a hee-haw or you just fucked <3

EAT MY DICK BITCH

by ICANCUMFASTERTHANYOULOSSER January 3, 2022

chinsey dick

cheap, MONEY-less arogant dick. . . job-less, livin' off others. . .jacks off way to much. . .

Hey babe, can u float me a 50? 'What a chinsey dick...time to move on from this broke ass!!! "For Sure, girl"

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

Send a Dick gif day

On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies

Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"

His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"

by FaxDestroyer July 19, 2023