left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Lionel Richie that shit

A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max

I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!

by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018

Titanic Shit

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions

“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2020

shit

me

oh look I'm piece of shit

by read the word February 6, 2020

idiot who looks like shit

Patrick Stjerne

Descripe Patrick Stjerne: idiot who looks like shit :)

by FuckPS January 9, 2018

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025