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Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
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Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.
"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"
by LenTunti March 26, 2021
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Shit

I shit myself really myself really bad and it hurt and it was very spicy
Shit is spicy
by Peepee poopoo check November 7, 2020
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shit wack

could be used when something isn’t it like bruh shit wack
p1: hey how has your day been
p2: bruh shit wack 🙅 ♀️
by gvgiss May 5, 2022
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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.
You shame the shit from your father's arse.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
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Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit
Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!
by EricJC November 10, 2021
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