National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick

Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day”

by BRI lewis April 11, 2019

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

360 dick-flip

Primarily while engaging sexual intercourse, it is when a man jumps into the air and spins all the way around (360) and mid air ejaculate your semen so that every last drop lands in the your partners mouth. Be sure to where a helmet if you try this at home. Side effects are dick cancer.

Dude 1:Did you just do a 360 dick-flip!?
Dude 2: Yeh
Dude 1:But that causes dick cancer!!
Dude 2:Worth it

by GaryTheHarryCanary February 25, 2015

vacation dick

A dick that is way too big to take daily.

Girl he had a vacation dick. I can't really walk today.

by Jypsii May 27, 2016

Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

by leonard cohen July 9, 2007

Moby Dick

When a guy pisses into a girls asshole and she's doing a hand stand. She then contracts her asshole, squirting the piss back at the man

Yeah me and leah are going to try the moby Dick later

by Candyandy03 April 8, 2021