shit dog

chili dog

wanna get a shit dog

by ballsmcgee420coolguy January 3, 2021

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018