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cock your hole

put a cock in your hole
A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog
Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth
by Great Giti April 16, 2020
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Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.
Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself
your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks
by daddyuuu March 9, 2021
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”
by Jaybonny April 26, 2024
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