O shit

What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.

Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"

by Shayeiguess January 19, 2018

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O shit is a way of saying "oh god wtf what the crap what the fucking god" or (2) "wow that just wow fucking wow'

Jim: Hey bruh I got a gf
Me: O shit (2)

by Hmm Idk why May 24, 2021

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1. An expression often used when one is surprised.

2. Often followed by "waddup".

by Jimmy Proton December 04, 2016

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put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

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me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 14, 2023

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A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya March 17, 2018

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A funny thing to search which would be funny with the sorry message that now u can't do lol

(Sorry for my crude attempt at the face it's 3am and I'm tired af)
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"Sorry! We couldn't find: no shit Nigga!"

by zakarrr!cher May 22, 2024

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