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if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand
claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand
by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021
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your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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your mom

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Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.
Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.
by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021
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National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot
by ayton627 May 16, 2021
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[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
by Fowlcer May 19, 2021
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Your on drugs

When someone says something so stupid it’s unreal
Guy 1:That cloud looks a lot like bill clinton
Guy 2: your on drugs
by Gotchuprimo May 20, 2021
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