Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.

Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.

by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies

I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day

by Murstein April 11, 2019

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick

Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day”

by BRI lewis April 11, 2019

national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!

Hey watch out, today is national grab dick day!

by tctuesdays April 11, 2019

Dick

A sporting good manager and also what my girl sucked last night under my big cock and the blanket

I love sucking dicks

by Mancumcockpussy April 11, 2019