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Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.
Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"
by Conformistake December 12, 2021
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Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021
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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
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shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole
Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.
by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021
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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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Piece of Shit

Scum of the Earth, good for nothing, waste of space, and overall horrible individual.
Man, I don’t know who is a bigger piece of shit, Laura, or Daniel. Competing for that title is the only thing those two contribute to society.
by Rosa V December 16, 2021
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Piece of Shit

Scum of the Earth, good for nothing, waste of space, and overall horrible individual.
Man, I don’t know who is a bigger piece of shit, Laura, or Daniel. Competing for that title is the only thing those two contribute to society.
by Rosa V December 16, 2021
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