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John long middle school

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol
by i like poopee September 10, 2021
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A very very long time

When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!
WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021
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Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.
That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019
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double head long horn

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”
by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019
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long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!
by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007
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