Dirty Vagina

The raunchy smell that usually waifts around port-o-pottys or urinal tract infections. Also abbreviated as "DV"

AWWW! Sick! It smells like Dirty Vagina in here what the hell was that girl doing?

by Katy H. September 24, 2005

vagina-rub

Generally used as a pick up line by idiots.

- to softly caress with goo-covered hands
- to lovingly stroke in circular motions
- to lightly slap
- to rub ones face into a vagina

First known use July 10th of 2010 by a man who had never had intercourse with anything other than plantlife. Began catching on around 1:07 pm, continues to develop new meanings.

Beau: "I want to vagina-rub your face"

Miranda: "Piss off Douchey"

Beau: "I think she wants me"

by MirJenRett July 12, 2010

butthole vagina

1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina

Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!

by Dabate October 28, 2011

poo vagina

A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.

"Damn man that chick at the bar last night was a poo vagina for real!"

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

hairy vagina

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

by tori hargreaves November 21, 2007

vindictive vagina

An angry woman calmly returning the favor to the person who has hurt her; also known as a "VV" or "V-squared"; upscale version of a "vindictive cunt"

I cheated on her for years, but when she found out she told my whole family! What a vindictive vagina! What a "VV!".

by theVVV March 28, 2008

Goat's Vagina

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010