Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

turtlenecking

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.

I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.

by wo0tage August 30, 2005

Turtleinguis

The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.

SuBo loves Andy to perform Turtleinguis when she is on tour!

by dinkle007 December 7, 2009

jung tittles

The little balls of shit that an animal such as a rabbit leaves behind.

Roger wanted some candy and he was being an ass about it so Larry went outside and found some jung tittles in the yard. And of course Roger made a fuss about them.

"hey Larry, those mini milk duds tasted like shit!"

by pimpbob December 14, 2008

Japanese Turtle Sandwich

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.

Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)

by Franco P. December 14, 2008

Turtle Dove

While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head, and ejaculates all over her.

"tonight, can you show me how to turtle dove?"

"Babe, i am going to turtle dove tonight..."

by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 7, 2009

turtle dropping

the act of dropping a turtle down a length of pipe, inducing a psychodelic journey into the unknown.

we're going to go drop some turtles...i hear they like...expand your mind.

by Anguris May 19, 2004