toucha my spaghet

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet

i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet

by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018

Touch up

When a girl shaves her area even if it's only been a few days And there's nothing there.

"Yeah I was gonna smash David but I felt gross without my touch up!"

by Jason3245 May 2, 2018

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.

Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!

by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018

Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact

Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby

by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018

Touchdown

The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.

Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(

by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018

toucher_of_cancer

An absolute meme king who makes lit OCs and who everyone loves. True meme maker who is growing at a steady pace.

Holy dingus it’s Toucher_of_cancer’s new OC! I’m gonna comment some witty ass joke to be the top comment..

by Acordeon November 6, 2018