tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

by rev00b May 31, 2006

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tom welling

Cool guy, but see worst actor ever.

I'm sure Tom Welling's a nice guy and whatnot, but he's the worst actor ever.

by Adrian November 12, 2006

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you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

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Tom Scott

Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.

Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?

by Larry Flint August 30, 2013

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pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

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The term "Uncle Tom" is also used as a derogatory epithet for an excessively subservient person, particularly when that person is aware of their own lower-class status based on race. The use of the epithet is the result of later works derived from the original novel.

Ben Carson is acting like an "Uncle Tom".

by BlackGirlWoke February 22, 2017

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