terrorist style food

Much like a terrorist this food sneaks up on you with an explosion at an awkward or unoportune time (after you eat it)

"What do you want for dinner? Chipotle, Thai, Indian?"

"No way man that shits terrorist style food"

by 666L March 12, 2014

junk food luck

when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.

chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"

by brando moskun July 23, 2011

Dog Food Gangstas

A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"

"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"

by Scotch October 1, 2004

food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010

Fast food full

The fullness you feel after you eat fast food, i.e. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc.

Do you want some dinner?" "No, I am fast food full.

by Heights1stm August 2, 2010

hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010

ate your food

you say this when someone gets bad karma for telling people about someone or a certian situation when it was not their place to say anything at all.

Person 1: "Wow I can't believe im getting hate for tell people what Sarah did."

Person 2: "That's what you get you should've shut up and ate your food."

by Zamarioarias January 30, 2019