Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser February 01, 2008
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eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite
"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"
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I LIKE JUICE!

I really like that filtered vitamin substance called juice, I LIKE JUICE!
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My life be like

Guy: What happen to your life man?

Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo
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fake likes

People who get/buy fake like on Instagram
She gets fake likes on Instagram.
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Like it's on sale

An expression used to point out a female dressing provocatively in a public place, assumedly in hopes of attracting male affection or attention. Can be used as a compliment or as a negative remark, depending on the user’s tone or intent. Origin of the phrase refers to prostitutes working a corner, dressing to attract johns - however the phrase used this way is strictly for pointing out or identifying females dressed provocatively.
John: "Dude, check out the girl in the green tank top.

Dave: "Wow... like it's on sale."
by MarkusRex82 April 11, 2011
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