shit king

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

that dude can really take a shit ! He is the shit king !

by james ferarro September 1, 2006

shit of pooper

1 A slip of the mouth. You were actually trying to say sheet of paper.
2 Something your teacher doesn't ask you to take out for a pop quiz

Teacher: "Ok class, it's time for a pop quiz, everyone take out a shit of pooper- oh my word!!!"

Class: "HAHAHAH!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

shit muffin

when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good

Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!

guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.

by Macarroni August 22, 2008

Shit Kick

A forceful kick that is so hard that it causes the recipient to shit his or herself.

Shut up or I'll shit kick you, said Mike to Chris.

by Batman0122 July 7, 2009

Falcon Shit!

A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the toilet?
Guy 2: Man I just took a Falcon SHIT!

by Nigger_guy April 6, 2009

piece of shit

any object, person, or other existing thing that works incorrectly, is too expensive, or just plain sucks.

Ryan that hummer is a piece of shit! Why'd you buy it??!

Dude, why would you vote for bush? he's a piece of shit!

by L0rdn1k0n October 27, 2005

shit legs

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.

Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003