Unit

Male genitalia

I was off a gas station dick pill, called that hoe and said “you gonna come choke on my unit? I know the heimlick!!” at which time Smashley replied “CERTAINLY “

by Wadsmack December 20, 2019

Milk Unit

A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.

The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?

15lbs?

Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?

Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.

by mo0 December 27, 2019

Unit

Someone so tall they make every person in the nearby vicinity look like a small child (5ft 9 or below). They always stand at the back of group photos.

That bearded guy from The Way Gym's BJJ class is a fucking unit

by Dreamlike Mike August 15, 2019

unit

Something comically big or fat.

That cat is a whole UNIT!

by Lily47926 August 25, 2019

g-unitational

Slang for individuals who do not switch up under any circumstances

Start the game G-Unitational

by G-unitational Founder August 26, 2019

Unit

An absolute load human. Body is usually shaped like a rectangle with rounded corners. A complete tank

Pete exclaimed "You can always can count on a unit sighting while at Mcdiesels" while observing passersby in the drive thru.

by DupeDiesel8 May 28, 2018

newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 13, 2018