michael blake

A sad lonley man who is always jerking off and likes other men

Hey nobody want to be Michael Blake

by Santi8637 January 7, 2015

Michael Kors

Discount Louis Vuitton, or coach, or Chanel. Basically the cheap shit you buy at marshals or Ross.

Sarah: “Omg, I love your new loui bag!!!”
Some peasant: “ohh, it’s Michael Kors”
Sarah: *vomits*

by Crimge content October 27, 2019

Michael Tran

JP Studios Global's President and C.E.O.

Michael Tran is a great audio editor.

by Michael Tran May 26, 2008

Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael

A little bitch

Michael Silvano was bein a little bitch

by Dkemnnensdnd March 28, 2017

Michael

A smelly penis man with long hair who overuses racial slurs.

Jacob: God damn, that guy is acting like a real Michael
Alex: Yeah what an asshole.

by Butt Pancakes December 8, 2018

Michael

AKA Mitchell. Bigger cheeks than Kim Kardashians arse. Stole all of Kylie's lip filler. The ashiest of knees. only two weaknesses, Pammie and moisturiser.

"I just slapped Michael"
"where?"
"His cheeks of course"

by gladweenus February 13, 2019