fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.

What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.

by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

sudden fruiting

when u shove a fruit up your ass

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!

by jeek620 June 27, 2022

Rotten Fruit

Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.

Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore
Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us.
Friend: Rotten Fruit

Me: Yeah...

by Full Metal Malcolm X November 10, 2018

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Fruit Basket

When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.

Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.

by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 23, 2015

Erin - fruit

Erin, my dear friend, epitomises the essence of a dragon fruit—exotic, vibrant, and nourishing.

The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.

Erin - fruit
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”

Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”

by Strawberry frog 🥺❤️✨ January 2, 2025