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eastport south manor

AKA the pharmacy; Filled with a bunch of drug dealers, racist white kids, rich snobs, and just a few normal people. You can’t open a door without getting in trouble and you get detention for forgetting your id. The security guards all have sticks up their asses and water comes out of the ceiling. Don’t forget about the birds who visit. They care more about money and success than students safety so they make everyone come in when the roads are icy enough to kill someone.
Principal: Yeah so it’s a blizzard outside but you guys have to come in and take an Algebra 2 test anyway!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late

Kids: We love eastport south manor!
by abcdefuuuuu March 7, 2022
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THE SOUTH

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Zebular Albert South

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player
Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.
by JazzyJ89 May 4, 2019
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Shit goes south

Something goes bad or unexpected like an event or an argument.
Billy called you gay.

He better stfu before shit goes south

Or

Why was everyone mad after the concert.

The singer sounded terrible and shit went south.
by ö~ö May 21, 2023
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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Shawnee Mission South

somehow called "one of the best schools in the country". Shawnee mission south is full of druggies and stuck up douchebags (this is coming from a current freshman at south).
If any other definition says that the school is wonderful and one of the best they are full of shit. The nerds are probably some of the best people you'll meet at this school because EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASSES!Not to mention the fact that the druggies smoke pot at the bus stops. If you have a choice in going here stay the fuck away!
full of life freshman or new kid, Hey I hear Shawnee mission south is wonderful, school is going to be so wonderful

that same person at the end of his or her first year there, I hope this gets dragged down to hell and raped by a tentacle monster!
by mitchel1497 October 21, 2012
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
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