Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

No sleep

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle

*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝

Jonathan I’m going to sleep mode

by tehee.com April 19, 2019

Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.

"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

Sleep

Playing League of Legends while Skyping.

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"

by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014