Shakespeareish

When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.

Dude1: What if thou sammich was thine only sammich?

Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?

Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich!

Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.

by SirEvanJones February 16, 2010

shake money off his trousers

have so much money that one can give some to somebody on demand at once. The possessive adjective may be one's, her, my, our or their as the case may be.

He is so rich that he can shake money off his trousers.

by uttam maharjan March 30, 2010

Shake your bone and sauce your wings

When a guy jacks off on another persons face.

Hey baby you want to shake your bone and sauce your wings?

by complexreason July 13, 2010

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010

Shake and Break

Attempting to play BrickBreaker on your Crackberry device while on the subway, in the backseat of a NYC cab driven by a complete lunatic, off roading, etc...

To improve his BrickBreaker skills, Mark began to train underground on the 1 train, become a master of shake and break

by McShanowitz December 4, 2010

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.

Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.

by balconybelly November 11, 2011