1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
by james ferarro September 01, 2006
1 A slip of the mouth. You were actually trying to say sheet of paper.
2 Something your teacher doesn't ask you to take out for a pop quiz
2 Something your teacher doesn't ask you to take out for a pop quiz
Teacher: "Ok class, it's time for a pop quiz, everyone take out a shit of pooper- oh my word!!!"
Class: "HAHAHAH!!!"
Class: "HAHAHAH!!!"
by mothercocker November 03, 2010
when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good
Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
by Macarroni July 27, 2008
A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.
by Nigger_guy April 06, 2009
by Batman0122 July 08, 2009
any object, person, or other existing thing that works incorrectly, is too expensive, or just plain sucks.
Ryan that hummer is a piece of shit! Why'd you buy it??!
Dude, why would you vote for bush? he's a piece of shit!
Dude, why would you vote for bush? he's a piece of shit!
by L0rdn1k0n October 27, 2005
The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003